I actually thought about this for a little bit. Factoring out Penny’s -4.5 VORP and Kuroda’s 8.5 (so that’s a combined 4 VORP for those who can’t add/subtract) and throwing in Kershaw’s 4.5 VORP back into the rotation and whatever Stultz throws up (hopefully positive), plus whatever extra innings Kuo’s 17.8 VORP is going to receive from the subtracted innings you lose per start from Penny/Kuroda, the team should do better.
I didn’t get a chance to see Stults, but from his line, looks like he pitched well. 6 IP, 3 R, 1 ER. Dude isn’t all that talented, but he did well with what he had.
Like I said, whatever Stults isn’t throwing should be made up by Kuo. Kuo has been absolutely dominant, and to use him in long relief situations when the game isn’t close is counterintuitive. If he spells Kershaw after five innings, that could be a lot of fun to watch.
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About the Reds, this is absolutely ridiculous. Every time in the past few weeks, the Dodgers lose two or three games a week by scores of 5-1 or 3-1. Only against the Reds is that switched, where a third or two-thirds of the games are the Dodgers with multiple runs and the Reds are limited to one.
We’re now 6-1 against the Reds this year and we’ve shut them down. Runs scored: 41. Runs allowed: 24. Take out that one loss, It’s 40-16. Ridiculous.
Not only that, but the pitching looked awesome. In a huge hitters park, no less. I don’t know why that is, but holy heck, please, let’s play them more often.
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As sort of an off-the-cuff thing, if any of you watch the This American Life series on Showtime, I hope you caught this past week’s episode. They chronicled the lives of seven different people named John Smith, each at a different stage of life. A baby, a child, an early-20s, a mid-30s, a late-40s, and two geriatrics, one of whom is still working and functioning and one of whom is in a nursing home with what looks like advanced stages of dimentia.
And g*ddamn it, it was beautiful. Each story was connected, it was like watching a story of one man’s life, through the years. It was funny, cute, imaginative, tearful, sad and ultimately deeply fascinating, as the show tends to be.
My favorite was eight-year-old John. He talked to goats like they were people and dressed up as the Empire state building with a King Kong plush toy attached to his shoulder. He also wrote stories and read them to his mother, just like me.
If you get the opportunity, watch this immediately.
